Archive for May, 2001

New Book: Dealing with Minorthird For DUMMIES

Wednesday, May 9th, 2001

So, aside from my love for icy diet pepsi, I have a thing for Dunkin’ Donuts coffee — large iced hazelnut coffee with skim milk and sugar. Now, here’s my problem: I’ve worked for my company for almost five years, and I’ve been going to the same DD the whole time. Every morning, I order […]

I’d like to buy the world a Coke…

Monday, May 7th, 2001

I’m getting more eyeballs, and mentioned in more blogs! Can I get a “wooohooo”?
pie in the sky. | desertgrrl.net | Spitfire!

Is there anybody out there?

Friday, May 4th, 2001

I got my first mention in someone’s blog today (other than Erika’s)! Michele (a fire inside) has had the same elevator issues that I’ve had!!!

Bandwidth Envy

Friday, May 4th, 2001

If you’ve ever used Napster — I haven’t, but I’ve heard — you’ve probably run into people who list themselves as 14.4K connections, but really have a Cable or T1. Nice trick…wicked fast downloads, without the burden of people sucking your bandwidth — who the hell would choose a 14.4K connection to dl from?
so…wouldn’t it […]

In the days of my youth I was told what it means to be a man

Friday, May 4th, 2001

I fucking hate people!!
Ok…so, this morning, Erika (snazzykat) went out to her car and someone had sideswiped it!!! WTF!!! No note, just a banged up car, and from how she described it, it wasn’t a little tap. They took out the driver’s side mirror, and ripped up the paint for the length of the car!
Why […]

MBA: MasterBatersAnonymous

Friday, May 4th, 2001

Why is it that a group of guys (not trying to be sexist — I’m actually talking about a specific group of guys) with MBAs — Masters in Bullshit Appreciation — who have obviously gone to school for a lot longer than I have, studying subjects I fine to be dull, boring, and a complete […]

Ok…it’s flucking hot!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2001

It’s May 3, 2001, at noon and it’s already 88 degrees out — and rising!

And, from the company that brought you “The Do-It-Yourself Home Lobotomy Kit For Rainy Afternoons”

Thursday, May 3rd, 2001

We’re having another all-staff meeting today. Last one, last wednesday, resulted in 86 people getting laid off. This one is to talk about the “transition” — yes, my company lays people off, and then figures out how to handle the work with fewer employees — I love the internet industry!
The company I work for was […]

We don’t need no education…

Thursday, May 3rd, 2001

So, Erika (snazzykat) pointed out to me last night that the company that supplies our development enivronment, Vignette, is fucked!!! It’s not a suprize to me, but it’s still fun…I’m pretty sure that my company is responsible for a drop in there revenue — when we signed the multi-million dollar licensing deal with them, we […]

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold, and she’s buying an escalator to heaven

Tuesday, May 1st, 2001

Ok…so, I’ve determined that I live in an urban area full of people who were either dropped on their heads at birth, or ate too much lead paint chips, or something. This morning, while trying to get on the train, I experienced yet another candidate for electro-shock therapy.
There is an escalator in the train station […]