What would a Monday be like without a conspiracy?
So, I got to thinking last night about a new plot against the consuming public: Vacuum Cleaning Products!
Last night, we were cleaning up the house, and the vacuum bag was full — we vacuum a lot, but it was really full. I had to go out and buy new bags, and while I was walking I put the whole conspiracy together: we use that powder that’s supposed to “help” eliminate odors when you vacuum, but really what it does is react with the dust and hair and various matter in the state of a vacuum and causes the debris to expand! It’s a ploy against us! The bag manufacturers and the powder people are either the same folks (are they ever in the same room and the same time? huh? huh?), or they hold secret conferences where they discuss how to stick it to us any chance possible!
Now, if only I weren’t so impressed with the smell of the room after I use that damned stuff!