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ill-freeky-interrupted

so…I get on the elevator to go to lunch, and immediately get that feeling of “what the hell did I just walk into”. Elevator-freeky-nana, that’s what.

The second the doors open, this guy jumps to the furthest corner of the elevator he could get to from this woman, without actually leaving the car. And the sexual tension was thick!

For 12 painful floors, along with a stop every 3 floors, the two of them stammered through the worst small talk: “Ummm…er…how, is your day going?” “oh, it’s, okay. I made all of my phone calls. ah.” Plus the grumbling at every stop.

We get to the lobby, and I walk out behind them, and notice that they made a break for the parking garage…

Audi-freeky-nana!
Kids jam’ by moe., Warts and All, Vol. 2“;?>

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One Response to “ill-freeky-interrupted”

  1. erika Says:
    April 25th, 2003 at 9:32 am

    As part of the love-in, I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your blog! You have so many fun and interesting things to say — especially stories like this. You’re a great writer, witty & sarcastic, and I’m glad you’re sharing that with the world!

    And oh yeah, there’s that whole married to you thing, too. ;-)

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