minorthird

so…this morning, Erika is flipping through the channels, and stops on the Today show. Have you seen this show? Is it always this bad? Am I just blessed to not have experienced morning news shows?

so…I got a 95 on my stats test. I’m actually being that guy, saying, “I should’ve gotten a 100″ — it was a stupid mistake.
The chem test…well, let’s just say, I took the entire 75 minutes and left a couple of parts of questions blank but I didn’t walk out after 30 minutes like one […]

ln[A]t - ln[A]0 = -kt
sometimes you just have to believe that it is, and not question…
I have two tests tonight:
a stats test on samples and populations, which I should do well on
and
a chem test on solutions and chemical kinetics — fun stuff, really…no, really, I can totally see why my chem professor hasn’t seen […]

…if Pedro’s “back stiffness” persists.
Maybe it was just the flight to Texas taking it’s toll.
Way to strikeout Carl “eats babies for breakfast” Everett, twice, though!

Suspected SARS victim: ‘No, not me’
You mean to tell me you went to China, and got a “massage” from a woman who had the flu, and was coughing all over you, and you’re surprised you got SARS?
Is this really news? What, is this the only smuck that realized he could get 15 minutes of fame […]

Man bites police dog outside N.Y. bar
Russell told the newspaper he was drunk and did not think he bit the dog. He said he had a broken nose and two black eyes. “I don’t really remember,” he said. “I was pretty drunk.”
Rumor has it, the punishment will involve a 3-piece suit made of various jerky […]

Fan charged in umpire attack says alcohol-fueled tackle ‘was dumb’
ya think?
“I never intended for it to be like I was trying to inflict any danger on anybody”. Ummm…you mean, like, on yourself? Nice shiner! How do those stitches feel?
He had 12 beers during the day. I hate that they’re playing that up. What they should […]

Police on the lookout for runaway monkey

my new addiction this weekend has been EA Sports MVP Baseball 2003.
If the Red Sox could play the way I play them, we’d be spankin’ the Spankmees every season!
The play-by-play gets a bit stale after a couple of games, but it’s funny that no matter how good the game is, and how realistic it looks […]

so…I don’t agree with the Atkins’ Diet. It’s great for some people, and that’s all well and good. I just don’t think that…nevermind…this isn’t the topic of this post, really…I don’t think, at least…
It’s a shame that Dr. Atkins is dead. In reading an article about him, I realized that I’ve seen him before, somewhere…