Archive for May, 2003

education update

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003

so…this is what’s going on with my education:
I got an A- in my stats class, and a C in my chemistry class. All in all, not bad — kind of annoyed at myself because I got the C in a four credit class, and because I got an A- in the first semester of chem. […]

pass the dutchie…

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003

so…it looks like Whitney has taken to getting high in other countries…

so…who am I, and what did I do with the real me?

Tuesday, May 27th, 2003

I have this problem with reading books: I don’t. I can start a book, I just can’t finish a book. It doesn’t matter if I’m interested in the book…after page 90, all bets are off.
So, what did I do in the last seven days? Read two books!
Bringing Down the House: The Inside Story of Six […]

woofluckinhoo

Monday, May 26th, 2003

oh, wait, I meant to say: boofluckinya!
A little rain didn’t stand in the way of the Red Sox taking a 2.5 game lead over the Spankmees, beating Clemens in his attempt for his 300th win.
The Spanks have dropped 8 in a row at home!!
Clemens next start will be against Detroit…so, even if he wins, I […]

it must have been a good party…

Friday, May 23rd, 2003

…because I don’t even remember being in that state, on that day. And who are these people?
I found this in my referrers.
Now, I’m not running any ads, so I can’t figure out how this page referred anyone here…if it was you, please let me know.

search watch

Friday, May 23rd, 2003

checking through my referrals and came upon these search strings:
“peanuts increase semen” and “increase semen” (what is it with Brits wanting to increase their semen? Big porn industry in the UK?)
“Ramiro Mendoza Boston New York conspiracy” and “mendoza double agent” (at least someone else agrees!)
“prem lunch meat spam”
“matt lauer’s hair” (if I were starting a […]

shim this!

Friday, May 23rd, 2003

I can’t stand pixel shims! I hate the fact that our design department thinks of our websites as if they are going to the printing press: “Can you add 2 pixels of space between this and that?”
2 pixels? Come on! Who the hell can see 2 pixels!!

this will go down on your permanent record

Tuesday, May 20th, 2003

so….the phone rings. unknown caller. Erika LOVES answering those calls.
“no…this is his wife. Maybe I ask who’s calling? Uh-huh. Ok. And what is this regarding? Uh-huh. You do realize that American Idol is on?”
*click*
Great! Fantastic! You knnow that whatever those telemarketers find out on the phone gets entered into your record. Your permanent record!!
I […]

open letter to the soda guy

Tuesday, May 20th, 2003

Dear Mr. Soda Guy
When you were at Soda Stacking University, did you happen to cut class the day they taught “rotation of stock”?
I know that you passed Can Stack 101 and 102, and you seem skilled in the art of not getting tangled up in those plastic six-pack holders — I think you might have […]

*yawn*

Tuesday, May 20th, 2003

so…I had so much to post this weekend, and almost no drive to even open the laptop.

friday night, we finished the basement office. I ran the ethernet cables that had been snaking up the stairs and across the kitchen floor up through the office ceiling and directly into the living room (it only took 2 […]