and you think you have problems?
found on a message board this morning:
Thread Title: Girl Problem — Please help!
Post: So back in high school I went out with this girl, HS sweetheart, first love, yadda yadda. We broke up soon after graduation, and went our separate ways. I ran into her about a year ago, and it turns out that now she’s into girls. So I asked her if there was anything I could do to change her mind, and she thought about it, and then said something like “Hmmmm, well you always gave good oral, so if you were a girl we could, but I’m done with guys”, winked at me, and gave me her new cell #. So I did some research and found a price I could afford on a sex change, flew to Miami, got it done, and came back. Man was she shocked when we met up a few weeks later!! But once her jaw came off the floor, she started laughing, called me a moron, and left.
HELP! What do I do? Do I have any legal recourse against her here? Should I get *another* operation and change back? Pursue her? This is really a pickle 
Someone’s reply: don’t they have a “satisfaction guaranteed or your penis back” kind of thing?
ahhhh…I love the internet!!!
June 20th, 2003 at 8:56 am
Well, that can’t be real. No self-respecting doctor would have even given this guy the time of day. blah.
June 20th, 2003 at 9:00 am
yeah, I know…but it was just a funny thing to see on a Phish board…
usually threads like that are like ‘aw, man. i cheated on my gf and she ripped up my posters. and she fed my tapes to the dog’