say it with me now: re-tahd-ed
Husband asks to be prosecuted for wife’s crime
A husband thinks he should be prosecuted for his wife’s failure to stop driving while she breastfed their baby on the Ohio Turnpike.
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Asked why his wife did not stop to nurse the child, Barnhill said she didn’t want to turn “a five-hour trip to Michigan into a seven-hour trip.”
How about we prosecute her for, 1) being lazy, 2) not knowing that when you have a child sometimes your life is impacted becuase it’s not just about YOU, and 3) marrying this winner:
Her husband, Brad L. Barnhill, said he wants to be tried instead, citing religious beliefs.
“I’m responsible for what she does, and no one can punish her except me,” said Barnhill, 46, a minister in the First Christian Fellowship for Eternal Sovereignty, an organization founded by Christopher Hansen of Henderson, Nev., in the late 1990s.
We can try him for…shit, where to begin!?!