minorthird

so…just got back from Long Island and Skip’s (Erika’s brother) bachelor party.

(pardon the Seinfeldian delivery) so, what’s the deal with cigars!? They smell like ass. They taste like ass. They make you smell and taste like ass. And, a “good” one is going to cost you $10-30 dollars! You need to pay to smell like shit!

What do you get when you put 11 guys smoking cigars in a small limo? Clothes that can’t even be in the same room as me! I don’t want to take my shirt and pants out of my bag to wash them, because that’s just too much exposure!

I was thinking that the only way to get the stink out would be to burn the clothes, but I’m sure I’d need to get a permit to dispose of toxic waste.

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