minorthird

ok…I don’t care about the Red Sox game last night. It was a given that John “I need my Depends changed” Burkett was going to shit the bed. That had to have been the third or fourth game this season where he collapsed in the first couple of innings, but it’s ok…it’s all for dramatic effect.

Seattle gave us some afternoon delight yesterday. They just need to lose one of their next three games to Oakland, and we can relax and rest up against Tampa Bay.

What else rocks? How about former Red Sox Brian “eats babies for breakfast” Daubach becoming Brian “eats Yankee babies for breakfast” Daubach and going yard!

Or how about this article? How great would it be to see Clemens, Wells, Pettitte, Torre, and Cashman all gone? How funny would it be to have Bobby Valentine managing the Spanks? Imagine the hatred in the stands at Fenway if Bucky Dent was managing the Spanks?
Catwalk“;?>

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