and then I pushed him on the ground and kicked him about the head and chest

why do people feel the need to just stop. Just stop walking to do nothing. Just stop walking to do something. Just stop in my freakin’ way!

I tend to treat walking like driving: if I need to stop, I look behind me and pull over.

For the guy that decided that the middle of the staircase was a good place to stop and sit down: Fuck you! You lazy piece of shit! Next time, I hope I forget my manners and kick you in the kidney.

For the guy who decided that the middle of the subway platform was a good place to stop and wait for the train: What is your freakin’ problem?! Don’t you remember the 100 people that were walking down the steps with you. Did you think they disappeared? And you have the nerve to give me an attitude for bumping into you?You should be apologizing to me, and volunteering to help me move…idiot.

And, for the girl who just needed to read her text messages, and walk at the same time: You’re not that smart! You have difficulties breathing and walking at the same time, how did you think you were going to read, walk AND breathe? And you probably don’t read that well either. It was like you were sounding out the syllables with each step. Good thing you don’t stutter. And had you decided to make a phone call afterwards I probably would’ve thrown your phone under an oncoming subway train.
Bitches Brews“;?>

Seriously, nobody was harmed on my way back from campus today. I’m normally a very calm, and peaceful individual…at least until people are involved…

6 Responses to “and then I pushed him on the ground and kicked him about the head and chest”

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  3. Mac Says:

    I have a simple policy when dealing with smacked asses who stop in the middle of staircases, sidewalks, subway platforms, hallways, etc: I have no problem plowing into them. If I knock them over, oh well.

  4. Kymberlie R. McGuire Says:

    My biggest people is people, who having missed their turn off, stop in the middle of traffic and try to get over four lanes of Houston traffic. Don’t they know how dangerous that is? Keep going and turn around, you stupid fuck. Just don’t stop!

  5. Jennifer Says:

    “I tend to treat walking like driving: if I need to stop, I look behind me and pull over.”

    All this time, I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

    :)

  6. Christine Says:

    Earlier today my co-worker & I observed just how stupid people can be when they just *stop!* at the bottom (or top) of the escalator and talk. Hello? We are coming down the escalator, we will be walking right across you soon…

    People are so amazingly dumb some days…

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