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what’s the deal with the “better than the leading brand” angle of marketing?
Commercials are always comparing the target brand to the not named “leading brand”. Isn’t that really just admitting that you are only second (or third) best? If your product was so good, wouldn’t you be the leading brand?
Or…are they thinly disguising an insult […]

this morning on the Diehards on 1510 The Zone, a guy calls up and describes last night’s Sox-Spanks game:
“it’s like I’m dating Ali Landry and then we get into a big fight, I get sent to prison and gand-raped, and then get released and patch things up with Ali Landry”

3 baseball fans are out back of the All Star game and see a naked woman passed out in the street.
The fans (Yankees, Mets, Red Sox) all take off their caps and place them on the girl.
The Red Sox fan covers 1 breast, the Mets fan the other, and the Yankees fan the […]

This is too funny! The Washlet
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Run’s house!

man I can’t take this anymore!!!
The Sox are headed to the ALCS to take on the New York Spankmees! What a game! Just when you thought it was going to be ok, something had to happen…I’m ok with giving up a couple of runs, even a poorly timed walk, but the Johnny Damon-Damian Jackson collision! […]

We just got back from Game 4!
The Sox won! David “eats babies for breakfast” Ortiz hit a 2-run double to win the game — not bad for his first hit in the entire series (something like 15 at-bats!!)
I’m speechless…I can’t speak. Really. I yelled too much at the game and lost my voice!

pinch hit, walk-off, 2-run home run!!

Thank you Trot!
Tomorrow, we will be joining Su and Jay at Fenway for Game 4.
Boofuckinya!

(courtesy of UselessJunk.com)

convo between Erika and I:
Erika: John Burkett, not Pedro Martinez, will start Game 4 for the Red Sox if they can stay alive in their best-of-five playoff series against the Oakland Athletics, Sox manager Grady Little said today.
Jason: ah, crap