minorthird

so…I’m off today, and Erika is sick, and we’re sitting on the couch, and nothing is on…so we’re filling the house with the intellectual sounds of Regis and Kelly-Lee.
did you know that according to Kelly, animals are harder to raise than children, because you never know what a dog is thinking. Deep.
and, did you know […]

I’m never driving to work again!!! EVER!!!
Never joke about getting a ticket.
So…I drove into work today because they were giving away some old machines and monitors. I mean, who can pass up free shit? I find a parking space, at a meter, and I’m ready to go. I’ve got my quarters lined up, and my […]

today is our holiday party (not really a party, but more like a lunch) and there is a yankee swap involved. In years past the yankee swap has been orchestrated by the technology department, and have always been a “get rid of the worst thing you have” swap. This year, the office admin is running […]

George is up to something…

ever notice that if you, for some reason, pull the bag of cereal out of the box that you can’t get it back in without the box getting all sorts of bulgy?
I understand why, but doesn’t it seem like the cereal mysteriously grows?

so…this will definately go into the list of “projects around the house that I won’t have in common with just about anyone”:
When we moved in we noticed, to our surprize and dismay, that our queen size box spring (why “box spring”? There are no springs) would not fit into the stairwell, and would not be […]

Bush condemns Hussein, bids him ‘good riddance’
Not “good riddance”!!! I’m sure that really made Saddam feel sad.
Why not call him a “poopyhead” while you’re at it?

With new tunnel, longer dead zone for cellphones
Oh no! A whole 6 miles where you can’t get cellphone service!? Whatever will people do?
I could see if they were concerned for the emergency notification needs of cellphone users, but they’re not. The last place they should let you talk on a cellphone while driving is in […]

so…I’m on the T this morning and this kid across from me gets a phone call. Now, I’m all for the advancement of technology, but I don’t particularly care for the whole cellular service on the train thing. I don’t need to hear about who you hooked up with last night, or what you need […]

I’ve added new songs to the jukebox on the right…
The Dave Matthews and Friends is from the 12.12.03 show in PA. It’s a cover of a Billy Preston song, with Trey Anastasio singing lead.
Enjoy!