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so…I’m off today, and Erika is sick, and we’re sitting on the couch, and nothing is on…so we’re filling the house with the intellectual sounds of Regis and Kelly-Lee.
did you know that according to Kelly, animals are harder to raise than children, because you never know what a dog is thinking. Deep.
and, did you know that according to the geniuses at the show, the top three boys names in 2003 were Aiden, Jaden, and Caden. What? Is there going to be a shitload of Cadens and Jadens walking around in a few years? How did names progress from Jacob, Michael, and Joshua last year to the names of the three blind mice? Why do I care?
This show makes me retarded
December 21st, 2003 at 6:23 am
aiden, jaden, and caden? i’m sorry, but what the fuck?
is that the 2000’s version of huey, dewey, and louie?
December 21st, 2003 at 2:22 pm
I did find your site! I was leaving a message on E’s when I realized she probably had a link (or two thousand) to it laying around on her site. Anyhow - just wanted to extend my sincerest appreciation for what you’re going through. She’s not fun when she’s sick. But generally she is lots of fun other times - so it’s a wash. Hang in there!
By the way, if you think Regis and Kelly-Lee is bad - try Dr. Phil sometime. I’d like to beat him severely about the head.
December 22nd, 2003 at 5:43 pm
My boss’s son is a Jaden. (He might spell it Jaiden though.) He has an excuse though - his family is from the middle east. It’s probably a family name. Or they want their kids to be a part of the three blind mice…
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