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LiquidGeneration’s Super Bowl Halftime Show

so…I found these pictures and thought with all of the hoopla over Dean’s energitic speech in Iowa we should take a look at Kerry for who he really is…

The caption on this read: “Sen. John Kerry looks into a window of a home with a supporter while canvassing a neighborhood in Merrimack, N.H.”
oooookkkkkaaaayyy….good thing Kerry […]

so…our office has keypadded entries at all of the doors except the main door near the receptionist. Every once and a while, like 2 or 3 times a week, we get deliveries to the kitchen, like water or soda. These are most likely scheduled deliveries, but I would imagine that they still check in at […]

This WILL NOT be happening at any Super Bowl party I attend:
Super Sunday Masturbate for Peace
man…the standard penalties probably still apply:
Holding
Illegal Substitution
Piling On
Illegal Contact
Illegal Use Of Hands
Illegal Formation
Blocking Below the Waist
False Start
Illegal Man Downfield
Illegal Procedure
Illegal Shift
Personal Foul

I had a late afternoon meeting with my boss yesterday to discuss things.
The long and the short of it is that there are tons of problems in the company as far as roles not being filled and too much work being done by too few people, and it is understandable that temper will flare up […]

so…yesterday was the day that my semi-annual work freak out. it really wasn’t my fault…I swear!
Let’s just say that I told some in the mismarketing department to “never fucking come over here and tell me you are too busy to help with the quality of the product! Without the product your job means nothing!”
And then […]

more tunes for myyour enjoyment:
Al DiMeola - ‘Fantasia Suite for Two Guitars’ (I’ve got a great live version of this, with three guitars…but it will have to wait until later)
Eric Johnson - ‘Cliffs Of Dover’ (break out the acid-washed denim and tease your hair before attempting to listen to this!)
Dave and Friends - ‘Tell Me […]

single-digit temps + thermal shirt + fleece = lightning shooting from my fingertips!
our office has a keypad entry system, and if you have any stored static while you are entering the code, and it just happens to discharge, you need to start over again. Oh, and the act of pressing the buttons is enough to […]

grrrr…I was just in the middle of a $30 Multi Table Texas Hold ‘Em tournament, and the system hung! The tourney was “paused.”
we were 45 minutes into the game; 290 started; 30 people were already out. I was sitting in third place at my table; there were three guys about to be elminated.
I got my […]

no…it’s not a new slang for masturbating…

Smack the Penguin (as seen at mikey’s)