there’s no escape from the snooze button

Matt thinks he is the “king of the snooze button“, but I am the King of the CD Alarm Clock.

I can detect the sound of the CD spinning up, before the music comes on, and hit snooze.

And have you noticed that the “snooze time” has become non-standard?

It used to be that all “snoozes” were 9 minutes apart — I know this as I spent the first 4 months of my first foray at college majoring in snooze.

I’ve seen alarm clocks with “variable-length” snoozes, and my snooze clocks in at 8 minutes.

It’s funny how you can easily run through your times tables in a half-sleep stupor and calculate what time it is based on your snooze attempts…

3 Responses to “there’s no escape from the snooze button”

  1. susannah Says:

    LOL! that’s the only math i can actually do — adding and subtracting by 9s. :)

  2. matt Says:

    mine is 7. i also have to account for the 20 mins the clock is fast to know if i’m late yet or not.

  3. jason Says:

    oh, yeah…the threshold to our bedroom is like crossing an internation date line, complete with its own form of daylight savings: my clock is between 10-12 minutes fast, and Erika’s is 15 minutes fast, and there is a random hidden digital watch that beeps on the hour, which is always 5 minutes before the clock downstairs chimes…

    screw math! I need a passport!

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