if writing essays were only this easy…
Now, this ROCKS!
Below are two essays that it generated. The first one on the topic of “buying porn with paypal” — a recent search request here; the second, on “poop”.
enjoy!
An essay on buying porn with paypal
Think back to the first time you ever heard of buying porn with paypal. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of buying porn with paypal. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably buying porn with paypal is often misunderstood by those most reliant on technology, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.
Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A child’s approach to buying porn with paypal is quite good.
Some analysts have been tempted to disregard buying porn with paypal. I haven’t. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of buying porn with paypal. Of course, buying porn with paypal fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
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What a splendid graph. Well the national debt cannot sustain this instability for long. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.
Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing buying porn with paypal and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing buying porn with paypal and ones own image of themselves.
In the words of a legend in their own life time, Noah Bootlegger ‘The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.’ [2] He was first introduced to buying porn with paypal by his mother. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about buying porn with paypal and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow buying porn with paypal to win our vote?
Conclusion
In my opinion buying porn with paypal has a special place in the heart of mankind. It establishes order, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and statistically it’s great.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood’s Denzel Malkovitch: ‘I would say without a shadow of a doubt: buying porn with paypal ROCKS!!! [3]
[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor… but probably not.
[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books
[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
An essay on poop
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind poop, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. There are many factors which influenced the development of poop. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of poop.
Social Factors
Society is a human product. When Lance Bandaner said ‘twelve times I’ve traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints’ [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, poop bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon poop. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets poop they are changed.
Economic Factors
Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to poop. Of course, poop fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, a lovely model.
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How do we explain these clear trends? Clearly oil prices world wide are driven entirely by poop. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.
Political Factors
Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to poop. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, one of the great political analysts Achilles Bootlegger ‘A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.’ [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of poop until he was well into his thirties. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to poop.
While poop may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion
We can conclude that the poop may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it’s still important. It enriches, it stimulates and it is human.
The final say goes to the award winning Courteney Travolta: ‘You win some, you loose some, but poop wins most often.’ [3]
[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books
[3] Your poop - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing