it’s going to be one of those days…
this morning on the elevator:
*man 2 runs across the lobby to catch our elevator as the doors are closing*
man 1: can ya press 4 for me?
man 2: I sure can!
my thoughts: while you’re at it, can you put on some deodorant? You smell like a sweaty hog!
oh, yeah…man 2 also hit the button for 6 although he was getting off at 5: “my bad”
can I go home yet?