it’s time to caveman up!!!
Last year it was “Cowboy up!” and this year it needs to be:

CAVEMAN UP!!!
After I saw this picture I was ready to grab the trademark on “caveman up”. But I figured that for it to really work the whole time would need to embrace it, and I honestly think that Johnny loses the beard before June.
Oh, and the other reason why it won’t work: Erika won’t let me grow out my hair to look like that. I mean, how can I peddle “caveman up” items if I’m clean-cut!?
February 27th, 2004 at 7:25 am
I totally agree with Erika
February 27th, 2004 at 9:03 am
Get a wig.
honestly though, she won’t “let” you. Sheesh, be a man man
February 27th, 2004 at 9:11 am
My wife won’t let me.
It’s funny how people say ‘My wife won’t let me….’
February 27th, 2004 at 11:29 am
ok…let me rephrase that: Erika does not like the whole shaggy, unkempt look, and has told me this time and time again. I respect her wishes, and mean that by saying “she won’t let me”
it should be noted, though, that I used to want to shave my beard, and i sprung it on her as a surprize one day, and she HATED IT!! But two years later, when I wanted to do it again, and told her ahead of time, she encouraged it. The lead time helped her prepare for it…
February 27th, 2004 at 11:50 am
Heehee….I knew what he meant immediately. Then again…I DO embellish
February 27th, 2004 at 4:25 pm
he looks like friggin’ “grizzly damon”! awful, awful. i work w/ a guy w/ the unkempt look and it really isn’t attractive at all. i don’t know how his wife can stand it!
February 27th, 2004 at 5:05 pm
Just hope he hears if someone says “Heads up!”
February 28th, 2004 at 2:09 pm
I was glad to see that Johnny had joined the beard revolution! We’ll see how long it lasts, but I am rooting for the whole season!