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so…I’m not at all worried about the Spankmees getting A-rod. Not one bit. I don’t even believe that the Red Sox were trying to get him in the first place.
You see, what we have here is an arms race of sorts. But for the Red Sox, it’s not about acquiring the most weapons, it’s about […]

so…we went to Borders the other day to take advantage of their “buy 3 paperbacks, get 1 free” sale. I picked up:
The Complete Book of Hold ‘Em Poker: A Comprehensive Guide to Playing and Winning by Gary Carson — I’m sure that the recently poker explosion had to do with the fact that there were […]

Meet Kevin. It seems that he has decided to appropriate (*coughSTEALcough*) one of Erika’s designs, line for line. Read about it here, and then go say hi!

With the holiday on Monday, and me thinking that it was a Sunday, I totally spaced on this, so I’m going to do a special “two-for-Tuesday” run here…
Rolling Stones:
I have really started to hate the Rolling Stones. I hate commercial radio, and I hate that they play the same 3 or 4 Stones songs over […]

I know that there are a few people that read me that workout, and I’m wondering: do you listen to music, and what is it?
I’ve found that I gravitate to fast, hard music: Tool, Rollins Band, 311, Metallica. Does anyone listen to mellow music while working out?

Googlism on Jason (as seen at Wendy’s and

ahh…humor to brighten my day…I always said the flash was only good for one thing: making fun of the president!

i’m not feeling like me today. it’s just an off day. don’t know if it’s the weather? or that I haven’t worked out in 4 days? I know it’s because I hate my job but…
i want to go see a movie, or get my hair cut, and play guitar, and have a brain transplant, and […]

this morning on the elevator:
*man 2 runs across the lobby to catch our elevator as the doors are closing*
man 1: can ya press 4 for me?
man 2: I sure can!
my thoughts: while you’re at it, can you put on some deodorant? You smell like a sweaty hog!
oh, yeah…man 2 also hit the button for 6 […]

Dog rape attempt goes astray
He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and “acting sexy” and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.