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Help make Leap Day a national holiday: Pizza Party U.S.A.
now, this is a constitutional amendment that I could back!!!
Blacks sharing the Parmesan cheese shaker with whites; liberals passing the napkin dispenser to conservatives; cute girls from the bus and scary old guys from the bus, united by a mutual love of pan-style crust.

why do people insist on fake pleasantries and small talk? I know that I’m not the only person out there who would be much happier if people would just keep their mouths shut instead of filling the silence with mundane comments our the weather.
It’s an elevator, it’s purpose is the go up and down, and […]

so…yesterday I had my annual performance review at work. I passed with flying colors!
towards the end of the review, the discussion turned the events of two weeks ago. My boss gave me some advice, based on his observations of my working style:
1) I spend too much time at my desk. I use email for too […]

Mac’s hubby steps into the batter’s box with a couple of dinner-interrupting baptists.
A handful of years ago, I was coming home from work, and a coworker and I were approached by a pair of white shirt wearing mormons.
now, my coworker was a philosophy major and he proceeded to grill these young missionaries. The questioning began […]

Homer does Hollywood!
wooohooo

have you seen this non-descript-cola commercial: A guy comes in from playing basketball, all sweaty, and starts to drink a cola drink while rubbing another can all over his body. His stomach. His neck. His armpits.
And then his friend comes in, and the guy gives him the cola to drink!!!
buddies, my ass!

in the last day Erika has asked me a couple of random questions based on stuff on TV…I didn’t really have the answers, but I felt like should have…
well, I looked them up and now I do.
1. What’s the difference between freezing rain and sleet?
2. Was American Football invented in America?

1. Freezing rain is supercooled […]

I know, I know! It’s February 10th, there are 10 days until pitchers and catcher report for spring training, and the NFL is now in post-season mode…it’s time to start thinking about your place in:
The Minorthird/Amytart NCAA March Madness Pool!
That’s right. The Minortart March Madness Pool is now taking a global temperature reading on who […]

so…two weeks ago I bought a weight set and bench. All of the work I’ve been doing around the house, plus the 20 pounds that I’ve lost, has gotten me motivated to get into shape.
Today was the fifth day of my workout, and now I’m getting sick! When I used to go to a gym […]

so…as some of you may know, my friend Marc is on a leg of his neverending tour of the world.
Well, what tour of the world would be complete without a visit to Bangkok?