minorthird

it’s been a while since I cleaned out my spammed-up inbox…

From: Sandy Gifford (aaddfhwv@hotmail.com)

To: ME

Subject: Stron.ger org.asms

Thanks for thinking about me Sandy, but if those stronger orgasms are going to make me all tired and shit, and force me to pause during words like “stronger” no thanks.

And…are they really talking about this shit on all of those places? Maybe if they’re talking about scams, but if it’s legitimate, and this what they spend their time talking about then it’s no wonder why I don’t watch them…

From: Raphael Pacheco (GJOVM@videotron.ca)

To: ME

Subject: it’s bteter to tarvel hpofeluly than to arrive

Well…I think it’s better to get a fucking dictionary, you tool! Are the words “better” “travel” and “hopefully” common spam-fliter trigger words? This guy will be lucky to get anywhere…

From: Katina Hooker (dsheewfdu@rima-tde.net)

To: ME

Subject: Fwd: Any Pills U Want. V1Agr@.X@nax.Vali;u;m.V^|cod|n.UEBMPFLK

Body:
“If any one hire oxen, and kill them by bad treatment or blows, he shall compensate the owner, oxen for oxen. ”

Any pills I want? Give me the pills that made you think you were typing real words in that subject line! And what’s with the Hammurabi-jibba-jabba? I thought this was a drug deal, and now you’re talking oxen? I ain’t got no magic beans, kid…go away, you bother me…

From: jbmchur@canada.com

To: ME

Subject: gassy

Gassy? This email must have been intended for Buddha’s inbox…

From: Arron Wiseman krimadbn@columnist.com

To: ME

Subject: Re: cationic funk

Body:
Che.ap pharm acy store!
No lo.wer price available anywhere!!!
If you find the lo.wer price, email me and you will get even less!

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Cationic funk? Is that like being bummed out about a positively charged ion? And if you’re feeling depressed, stay away from the keyboard…I can’t make anything out that you wrote. It’s like you’re just one key off on every letter…

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