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I’d like to be fitted for my full body cast now, thank you

so…yesterday I thought it would be a brilliant idea to go place some basketball. After a five-plus year hiatus. Brilliant.

There are no empty basketball courts on a summer-like spring day. So I had to shoot around was a bunch of neighborhood kids. I got my ass handed to me. 14-year-olds. Handed to me. 12-year-olds. My ass.

I’ll admit: I ain’t go no game! I was at least twice their age so I played it off like I wasn’t really trying…riiiiiggghhtt!

And I HURT!!

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One Response to “I’d like to be fitted for my full body cast now, thank you”

  1. Em Says:
    April 22nd, 2004 at 8:28 am

    I dig the Robert Johnson additions….and haven’t you learned by now….12 and 14 year olds are overrun with hormones, they could kick the Hulk’s ass on the court.

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