Archive for April, 2004

turn on your lovelight, let it shine on me…

Sunday, April 25th, 2004

let it shine, let it shine, let it…

Happy Love-in Day!
It’s that time of year…go spread the love…

a-fraud!

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

Sox Spank Yankees, 11-2
aaah, 4 out of 5 games so far…

bitch, bitch, bitch…censorship is a bitch…

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

The Boston Globe, among other papers, wouldn’t show today’s Doonesbury comic strip due to the language — Garry Trudeau refused to censor the word “bitch.”

I dig that there are some smart comic strips out there, but when did it become the role of the funny papers to not be funny anymore? I’m the first person […]

I think we opened up a daycare center…

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

yesterday when I came home from work Erika was in our front yard with Walker and a few of the neighborhood kids. Walker was digging the attention and the kids wanted to play with our other cats, which were insider. Next thing I know I’m following 4 kids around the house as they were trying […]

infestation

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

so…it appears that today is “take your rug-rats and ankle-biters to work today.” I’ve seen at least 5 kids in the office this morning — and they’re all attached to people I really didn’t want to know procreated.

Monday Morning Quarter-in-the-Jukebox: 3 days late, and 3 dollars short

Thursday, April 22nd, 2004

in light of my feeling old at 28 I started listening to the blues…and it cheered me up. Sorry to be morbid, but these talented artists all died at the age of 27…I guess now it’s safe for me to become a talented musician…
Janis Joplin - ‘Flower in the Sun’
Jimi Hendrix - ‘Machine Gun’
The […]

shit talkin’ youths of the world unite!

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

aside from learning that I’m getting old during yesterday’s basketball outing I also found out that kids these days have shit talkin’ down to a science!
These kids ranged from 9-14 years old and they were dropping lines that I’ve never heard. The one that really stood out:
“Oohh! I just got all up in your […]

I’d like to be fitted for my full body cast now, thank you

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

so…yesterday I thought it would be a brilliant idea to go place some basketball. After a five-plus year hiatus. Brilliant.
There are no empty basketball courts on a summer-like spring day. So I had to shoot around was a bunch of neighborhood kids. I got my ass handed to me. 14-year-olds. Handed to me. 12-year-olds. My […]

mmmm…meat

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

so…on Sunday night, I grilled up the first steak of the season. It wasn’t the first grilling of the season, but the first slab of meat…
Erika picked up a nice porterhouse for me the other day, and I was looking for a good marinade…and then I remembered the bottle of Redhook Blackhook Porter. I figured […]

can I get a side of spam with that?

Friday, April 16th, 2004

it’s been a while since I cleaned out my spammed-up inbox…

From: Sandy Gifford (aaddfhwv@hotmail.com)
To: ME
Subject: Stron.ger org.asms

Thanks for thinking about me Sandy, but if those stronger orgasms are going to make me all tired and shit, and force me to pause during words like “stronger” no thanks.
And…are they really talking about this shit on all […]