minorthird

Every time I hear Celine “the antichrist” Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” I can only think about the South Park episode when Cartman is trying to find out who his father (Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut)is: every time Cartman’s mom is about to get it on with yet another man a bastardized version […]

I had an exam in my geography class this morning, so I decided to take an earlier train and get a little extra studying in beforehand. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my train became disabled three stops from Boston!
There were probably 700-800 people on the train, and we all had to get off the train, […]

so…yesterday I had an appointment at the eye doctor. I’ve needed glasses since I was in 3rd grade, and I’ve worn contacts for the last 12 years.
I hate glasses! Unfortunately, I don’t take care of my eyes while wearing my contacts: I wear them forever, and sleep with them in. This has lead me […]

In honor of Phish’s three-night run in Vegas (baby!), this week’s songs:
Stevie Wonder - ‘Golden Lady’
Cheap Trick - ‘Surrender’
Dead Kennedys - ‘Viva Las Vegas’
Phish - ‘Frankenstein (12.14.95)’
Phish - ‘Punch You In The Eye (8.13.96)’
Phish - ‘Slave To The Traffic Light (8.13.96)’

Pimp Name Generator (as stolen from Wendy)
So…I can’t decide, so I’m going to keep them all — just for aliases in all of my different territories…
Sheik Jason Shizzle
Reverend Doctor Jason Glide
Delicious J. Sweetness
Funk Master Minorthird Joker
Pimp Daddy J. Kicks
Macktastic J. Dazzle
you betta recognize!

Season Standings

 Rank
Team
W-L-T
WPct
GB
Last Week

 1
Tart Sox
9-2-1
.792
-
-

 2
Twodolla Whores
9-3-0
.750
0.5
-

 3
Maine Druzbatrons
8-3-1
.708
1
-

 4
Asticou AllStars
6-3-3
.625
2
-

 5
snazzykat sluggers
3-6-3
.375
5
-

 6
New Berlin Bombers
3-8-1
.292
6
-

 7
the minorthirds
3-9-0
.250
6.5
-

 8
Deep Blue
2-9-1
.208
7
-

It appears that Amy has taken an early, slim lead, and that there is a clear division between the top half of the league and the bottom half of the league. All of this will even out — let’s face it: this was a […]

Ahhh…it’s Friday. The week is over, and it’s the Red Sox home opener today!!
Oh, yeah…and we’re going to be there!!! Woohooooo!
It looks like the rain is going to hold off, which is nice as our seats are in the right field roof boxes.
If I didn’t have stuff to do around the house this morning […]

Governor, mayor refuse to offer official welcome to atheist convention
Gov. Bill Owens and Mayor Lionel Rivera declined to extend an official welcome to the Atheist Alliance for its national convention this weekend, and attendees said they felt slighted.
Rivera said he thinks the group’s request for a letter of welcome was the only one he […]

The Detroit Tigers? In first place? Undefeated?
It took the Tigers 22 games last year before they won 3, and this year they are 3-0!
And I found myself cheering on Clemens last night against Barry Bonds…
something strange is afoot at the Circle-K…

I’m lazy lately. I’m busy lately.
Take your pick.
There’s been tons going on to post about, and I either can’t find the time, or when I do, I can’t form the words on the tips of my fingers…
quick recap, to get it out of my head, and maybe jumpstart things around here…

BBQ season has officially started!
Baseball […]