Archive for April, 2004

Monday Morning Quarter-in-the-Jukebox: Opening Day Blues/Daylight Sucking Time/I Hate My Job/Express Yourself!

Monday, April 5th, 2004

Lee Morgan - ‘The Sidewinder’
N.W.A. - Express Yourself (”Blame it on Ice Cube, because he says it gets funky when you got a subject and a predicate.” Did Dr. Dre just drop some rudimentary grammar skills on us!?)
Radiohead - ‘Just’
The Allman Brothers - ‘No One To Run With’
Dead Kennedys - ‘Kinky Sex Makes The […]

D.S.T. = Daylight Suck-My-Ass Time

Monday, April 5th, 2004

Daylight Savings Time Sucks!!
Let’s think about this: We’ve had D.S.T. for about 50 years, whereas we’ve had a concept and measurement of time for hundreds of years. Not everyone observes D.S.T., yet everyone observes time. I’ve yet to talk to anyone who is not having a problem because of this whole “spring ahead” bullshit.
Why do […]

I’m sore…but we’re dry

Sunday, April 4th, 2004

so…as some of you might have read at Erika’s: Our house leaks!
I think the problems stem from the old-as-shit-roof (which we knew about). We were going to replace the roof this summer, so now it just looks like we’re pushing up the timetable a bit.
During the height of the storm, we were collecting a gallon […]

opening day predictions 2004

Friday, April 2nd, 2004

so…it’s that time of year again! The Red Sox open their season Sunday night in Baltimore — the Spankmees and Tampa have already played two games in Japan, but I only want to pay attention to the one the Spanks lost!
I’m feeling really good about this season…maybe it’s because we’re going to a crazy amount […]