i’m an assshhhoooollleee…

have I mentioned lately how much I hate my job?

I just need a vacation. I think.

I’m sitting in the war room and our weekly wrap-up meeting is just starting up — the following things are going through my mind:

  • I handed over a pair of scissors to my teammate just as the first manager walked into the room…just in case.
  • I’ve already questioned the logic of a man that has graduated from MIT, because he’s harping on a small presentation point — this illustrates to me that he’s not capable of abstract thought.
  • I’ve said “I quit” at least 10 times…in my head.
  • how is it that if every person at the table say “I don’t have enough time to do this,” the managers are still holding us to a set date?
  • I’ve said “fuck you” at least 10 times…in my head.
  • what would this company do if we quit? I figure that there is about 13 years worth of collective knowledge on my team…good luck filling those shoes
  • if I’m so confident that they couldn’t replace me, why am I not demanding more money?
  • would it be wrong to start playing music during the meeting? Maybe “Shove This J.O.B.”?
  • why does this guy next to me smell so fucking bad? It’s like a mix of cigarettes, body odor and rotting flesh. Shouldn’t someone tell him to clean himself up?
  • What would happen if I started calling people by their internal nicknames: “sack of shit”, “the Hutt“, “the ferengi“?
  • why do I complain, when I know it’s always going to be the same?
  • could I accomplish more in life if I freed up the energy I waste complaining about work?

    edit:

  • I think I work with fucking idiots.
  • why is it that my boss (the director of technology) knows nothing about developing a website pass HTML 2.0? He just suggested using an H1 tag, and making the text blink!
  • what if I opened Monster and started looking for another job?

  • 4 Responses to “i’m an assshhhoooollleee…”

    1. Huy Says:

      Ooh, text that can blink!? I’m going to have to try that.

    2. Boston Common Says:

      Not a good day in the office
      Jay, recounts all the things going through his mind during a meeting: … why does this guy next to me smell so fucking bad?…

    3. gesikah Says:

      OH OH OH!! You should make it scroll across the screen too!! ;-)

    4. amber Says:

      Do we work at the same place? I’ve had almost the exact same conversation with one of my bosses regarding the H1/blinkie debacle.

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