and this week on Friday Night Bum Fights

so…I’m walking in the Boston Gardens after lunch today and a bum comes up to us:

“hey, guys you give me a dollar and I’ll let you beat me up!”

3 Responses to “and this week on Friday Night Bum Fights”

  1. Wendy Says:

    so… how many dollars did you spend? that would have been an awesome tension reliever in the middle of the day.

  2. Boston Common Says:

    The first rule of Fight Club
    Jason says he was walking through the Public Garden today when a bum walked up to him and said: “hey, guys you give me a…

  3. MJ Says:

    …and then I looked directly into the bums lazy eye, who was clearly suffering from jaundice and other common bum maladies, and snarled “OK buddy, this is going to be the hardest buck you ever earned” While I unleashed the fury, knocking over his stolen shopping cart containing his entire belongings, I thought to myself, “He never saw me coming” and went back to the office, leaving the man bloodied with a crumpled up dollar over his closed eyes. I walked towards my cubicle staring down the contstant malfunctionining all-in-one printer device as if I had just granted it another day before its inevitable destruction by my now caloused hands….oh, who is on IM?

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