come to think of it, Mitt is pretty sexy!
Governor, would you marry me?
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I’m not gay. At least I don’t think so. I mean, I have 42 years of avowed heterosexuality behind me, and enough women who would gladly testify to my physical incompetence and emotional detachment to prove it.
But now, with the advent of gay marriage in Massachusetts, I have these strange feelings, sensations really. Let’s call them, for lack of a better word, emotions. I’m confused.
I would love to see something like this happen for real!
May 20th, 2004 at 3:16 pm
That was great. Thanks for sharing!