Archive for May, 2004

come to think of it, Mitt is pretty sexy!

Tuesday, May 18th, 2004

Civilization in ruins
Governor, would you marry me?
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I’m not gay. At least I don’t think so. I mean, I have 42 years of avowed heterosexuality behind me, and enough women who would gladly testify to my physical incompetence and emotional detachment to prove it.
But now, with the advent of gay marriage […]

and this week on Friday Night Bum Fights

Tuesday, May 18th, 2004

so…I’m walking in the Boston Gardens after lunch today and a bum comes up to us:
“hey, guys you give me a dollar and I’ll let you beat me up!”

you mean it’s not because she sucks?

Tuesday, May 18th, 2004

Why are Avril’s songs so angry?
Avril Lavigne has explained why the lyrics to her songs were angry: She was eating too many carbs, according to MSNBC.com. The “Complicated” singer is out promoting her new album, “Under My Skin,” and has given this reason for her former angst: “I was eating bad stuff,” Lavigne said. “Lots […]

50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs

Monday, May 17th, 2004

As seen over at M@’s, VH1 has released their list of the “50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs”.
I could resist highlighting the songs that are not bad…at least to me:

46. ‘Two Princes’ Spin Doctors
40. ‘What’s Up’ 4 Non Blondes
17. ‘I’m Too Sexy’ Right Said Fred
16. ‘The Final Countdown’ Europe
15. ‘Mmm Mmm […]

Monday Morning Quarter-in-the-Jukebox

Monday, May 17th, 2004

Green Day - ‘Hitchin’ A Ride’
J. Giles Band - ‘Must Have Got Lost’
Spin Doctors - ‘Pocket Full Of Kryptonite’
String Cheese Incident - ‘100 year flood’

a garden fit for a queen

Sunday, May 16th, 2004

what do you get when you have a husband (me) home alone on a saturday while his wife is taking an all-day certification exam?
Ok…something to the effect of being lazy and playing MVP Basebal 2004 came to my mind too.
What about when you add the following to the equation?
12 - 4″x4″x8′ pressure treated landscaping timbers
4 […]

jamesmt and the giant peachlicense

Friday, May 14th, 2004

you’ve read it elsewhere, and honestly, I’m not involved enough to even try to make a strong argument for or against the new MT3.0(for fee). Yes, development time costs money, and yes if you offer something for free on an honor system, people will take advantage of it. But, there is a huge downside: the […]

my wife rocks!

Friday, May 14th, 2004

subject says it all!
Erika has a second interview today and she’s taking the MTEL exam tomorrow morning…go show her some love!

birthday wishes

Friday, May 14th, 2004

Today is Amytart’s birthday…go wish her the best!

don’t you just hate “man itch”?

Thursday, May 13th, 2004

the other day I’m listening to 1510 The Zone when a commercial comes on for Gold Bond medicated powder:
“so, we were playing golf, and it’s 95 degrees and like 100% humidity, and I get the worst man itch! My buddy hands me the Gold Bond, and I was able to play all day!”
“man itch?” I […]