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so…what is french vanilla anyway?
I went to dunkies today and tried to get my usual hazelnut iced coffee and they were out of hazelnut and offered me the choice of “french vanilla” or “waiting for them to brew a pot”
I took the french vanilla
I don’t really like it.
Why is it french vanilla? Is there a […]

I’m the local crack dealer! I just got two of my coworkers hooked on Kungfu Madness — you should join, everyone is doing it!

so…yesterday I was walking through the public gardens and there was a gaggle of painters all staked out taking in the lush scenery. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen them — I always see this one guy, and I swear he’s just got one picture and he acts like he’s painting it, all week […]

so…I’m pretty disturbed by the recent Pepto Bismol commercial, where everyone is doing a conga-line-esque/macarena-like dance: “Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea… Hey! Pepto Bismol”
Have you seen the new Oral-B Brush Ups: “Rip, Slip, Brush, Ahh”
Did the same ad agency come up with these ads? And, do you think they might have screwed up at […]

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so…the various “sex in places” convos have gotten me thinking:
Where can you NOT go anymore because of an ex or because you did something there and got caught?
I don’t have a good story for the question, but something Mikey said about imagining people having sex at work got me talking to a few people at […]

It’s Erika’s birthday today!!!
She’s got a great point about thanking the people who are really responsible for the birthday: the moms and dads.
I want to thank them too…Thank you for Erika!!!

I saw something over at Mac’s that really punctuates what I hate about capitalism and marketing: silent tampon wrappers!
Silent tampon wrappers? Is this really a huge problem? Is there a shyness amongst women about their periods? Women can talk to each other while they’re going to the bathroom, and according to the commercials women are […]

how much does my wife rock?

so…I was listening to the radio on this morning on my drive to the train station and heard a commercial for some Viagra Value Card: if you buy 6 prescriptions you get the 7th one for free.
It’s a frequent fucker card!!