stupid marketing words #45232
I looked up at the tv last night during some commercial for a face cream or and hand cream and one of their big claims was like “now with naturally activated soy!”
Is soy normally a lazy item? Have we been buying artificially activated soy up until this point? Is there a little soy fluffer in the bottle to keep it activated?
Were people complaining about the lethargic soy they’ve been getting? Would this be concidered an improvement, or just a new thing?
Since soy is a bean, doesn “naturally activated” mean that they wait until they’ve started sprouting before using them? Pubescent soy. Someone would buy it…
June 16th, 2004 at 3:40 pm
Soy fluffer…lmao.
June 16th, 2004 at 4:59 pm
pubescent soy… nah, nobody’d buy that. who wants soy with pubes in it?
June 17th, 2004 at 7:32 am
My favorite commericals are the family law ones that say that they’ll help you with your divorice so you and your family can get back to their lives and be happy.
June 17th, 2004 at 8:57 am
It’s girthy!
Jay wonders about those dumb hot-dog commercials: … When did we start referring to the most phallic of all processed meat products as girthy? And…