Archive for July, 2004

you mean the tickets I just sold for the showing in my backyard are no good?

Friday, July 30th, 2004

so…I’m watching TV, and a commercial comes on for the latest Hollywood remake-of-a-film-that-didn’t-need-remaking; the end of the commercial: “Starts today, in theaters only.”
Where else would it start? The supermarket? Town hall?
Has a movie ever come out on video first — like a week or two early — and then the theater?

women that rock take a walk!

Friday, July 30th, 2004

so…Erika, Su and Jessie are off on the Breast Cancer 3-Day walk. I think what they are doing is truly amazing!
I’ve gone on a handful of training walks, but I’m not even close to the hundreds of miles the three of them have put in, just to top it off with 60 more miles this […]

is there anybody in here?

Wednesday, July 28th, 2004

it’s bizarre: I have tons of things to say, yet no actual drive to sit and say them. I go through the whole thought process of writing something down without committing anything to collective ether…

as long as we don’t see the full-body waxing

Wednesday, July 14th, 2004

I would pay to see Carson hitting on Saddam!

i’m glad we pay him a lot of money…maybe he should get a raise

Tuesday, July 13th, 2004

one of the vice presidents in my company was heard to in a meeting using the word “quadriple”…not “quadruple” but “quadriple”
I’m wondering if that’s like 12 times as big?

random redux

Thursday, July 8th, 2004

As seen, again, at KB’s — I’ll try not to geek out as much as I did last time.
20 random songs from my mp3 player:
1. Smashing Pumpkins - Drown
2. Teddy Charles - Jay Walkin’
3. Radiohead - Wish You Were Here
4. Jerry Garcia & David Grisman - Grateful Dawg
5. Miles Davis - The Little Blue Frog
6. […]

5 times the stupid

Wednesday, July 7th, 2004

so…this Quintuplets show is pretty stupid.
Doesn’t it seem odd that the parents are like 28…maybe 30?
And the kids are like 16?
And all of the kids have names that start with “P”?
And none of the kids look alike? I know that quints aren’t identical most of the time, but they don’t even looking like they should […]

spiderman, meet the teamsters

Wednesday, July 7th, 2004

so…I haven’t seen Spiderman 2 yet, but I’ve seen the commercials…a lot.
I remember seeing in one commercial that Peter Parker throws away his costume, and I just saw a new commercial where he’s putting it on — I’m assuming that he went back to the trash can to get it…
so, why isn’t the NYC sanitation […]

heh, heh…he said ‘mount’

Wednesday, July 7th, 2004

Not just good, but good for you: Mounting evidence suggests sex helps keep us healthy
come on! “Mounting” evidence?

your miranda rights in bucky’s world

Wednesday, July 7th, 2004