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“I don’t believe in curse, I believe you make your own destination.” — Manny Ramirez

First Erika runs into Johnny Damon, and now Manny is showing up at the building I work in!
He and his wife were at the Brazilian Consulate, and a few of my co-workers and I (along with half of the block) waited for him to come out, by his car.

This morning, Derrick Z. Jackson had an interesting editiorial in the Boston Globe: “Food fight”
The candidates may purport to know you through what you eat, but do you know what politics you are eating?
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The food companies…are putting their money where their mouths are. In a tight election, do you want to risk indigestion voting one […]

boofuckinya!!!
I’ll leave the rest to the people who know how to write about these feelings (all apologies to boston.com):

Thank you Red Sox!!!

so…people share too much on the T…
One girl, talking to another: “Yeah, and I had to go back into the city to CVS to pick up an important prescription. I couldn’t miss my dosage, if you know what I mean. I had to double-up.”
hrmmm…”if you know what I mean”? Yeah, you had some unprotected sex […]

so…on the T today, I got a lesson in math:
“She left her dog with me, so now I have two. I had one before.”
Congratulations! One plus one is, in fact, two! Now, I could see if you were talking to a complete stranger that didn’t know you had a dog to start with, oh, and […]

so…while on the T today…
I think there are three type of people, and they can all be summed up by the zippers on their backpacks:
1. The zippers are either to the left-most or right-most side.
2. The zippers need to meet in the center of the zip.
3. The zipper may be partially, or completely, open, without […]

so…I’m on the T today, and had a thought:
What is the purpose of a doo rag?
I mean, is it just a fashion statement, or does it have a function? I guess hats are a fashion statement and have a function, but is it more than that?
I’m not trying to be stupid here, either, I just […]

It was a record-breaking series: the Red Sox came back from a 0-3 hole to stage the biggest comeback in baseball history!!!
Against the Yankees!
I think it’s clear who the daddy is now!

we’re going to game 7…bitch!