minorthird

the following quotes seem to keep popping up in conversation/reading in the last couple of days:
“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.” Albert Einstein
“If at first you don’t succeed, fail spectacularly. At least that way they will never forget you.” M@
“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The […]

just once I’d like to see a Capital One commercial where the person pulls out the wrong credit card at the end and the surging horde of barbarians just destroy him.

Some countries spend a bunch of taxpayer dollars for elaborate security measures, and then some countries just grab a few remnant and area rugs and make a mockery of the those countries’ leaders.

coming to a theater near you: Three Amigos 2: a fistful of guano

so…what would be the best way to start off the holiday buying season? Well, I’ll tell you that it isn’t getting $400 worth of repairs done on my jeep!
This past Saturday I noticed a noise coming from my heating vent/left-side dash. It kinda sounded like a static or the sound of two pieces of hard […]

Grab the nearest book.
Open the book to page 23.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the text of the sentence in your blog……along with these instructions.
(as seen at Michelle’s)
:::
“And surely this is the most ingenious feature of my art, that I don’t want to be so clever.” Euthyphro, Plato

I saw this on the train the other night:

I don’t know if I would be so quick to look for that friend if I lost it…

awwww…I feel special now! I got my first WP comment spam! Oh, did I say first? I meant first 4500 comment spams!!!
Yes. 4500. Give or take 20.
well, mister lilo, he who loves to spam: I shit bigger than you!! Have a nice day!

so…Mac wrote about being disturbed by the ability of Condi and the Shrub to communicate via body language…well there’s some communicating via the body going on:

so…I saw this ad the other day and thought of Alisa and her love of bees:
42 Below Manuka Honey Vodka
The bees we use to make our Manuka Honey Vodka work 24 hours and we don’t pay them a cent. Hell, we even kill a few just for fun. Little bastards.
We force bees to exclusively collect […]

so…I was feeling like it was time for a little change around here…

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