Archive for March, 2005

just when he thought he was out…

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

so…my old boss is back in the office today.
it seems that my company has a way with the ladies the employees that they’ve laid off; he has to be the sixth or seventh one that has been brought back as a temporary consultant.
Maybe they should’ve thought about their long term needs before letting everyone go […]

are you “hi” or something?

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

so…there’s this guy at work — I’ve mentioned him before in passing as the ferengi (he kinda looks like a muppet) — and he’s not the most socially there guy, in that MIT-sort-of-way. Well, he has this (nervous) habit of saying “hi” to people, even if they don’t, or can’t respond.
And by can’t I mean […]

my ass the cold war is over!

Monday, March 28th, 2005

My site is under attack!!

Monday Morning Quarter-in-the-Jukebox: I think my wife has something for Stacy’s mom…not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Monday, March 28th, 2005

Craig Mack - Flava In Ya Ear
Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom
Miles Davis - Two Bass Hit
Ozzy Osbourne - The Wizard
The Grateful Dead - Shakedown Street

friday random ten

Friday, March 25th, 2005

so…here’s today’s Friday Random Ten with a twist: a lyric from each song.
1. “Simple” - Phish
Cym-bop, beb-aphone, sky-bals, and sax-crapers
2. “My Iron Lung” - Radiohead
You don’t mean it but it hurts like hell
3. “The Kenworth of My Dreams” - Richard Shindell
A lot of folks just shook their heads, convinced that I’d lost mine
4. “You Don’t […]

5 questions from the ho

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005

so…Wendy left 5 questions for me. I’ll follow suit: if you want to play, leave a comment, and I’ll make up 5 questions for you, too.
1. Who’s your all-time favorite baseball player?
hrmmm…tough one. It’s gotta be a toss up (becuase I can never just give a simple answer) between Rickey Henderson and Dennis Eckersley. One […]

MVP 2005 Baseball: Please avert your eyes from this roadside massacre…

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

so…I played a couple of spring training games against everyone’s favorite ho last night. I left my notes at home, but I’ll make sure to add the play-by-play later. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty; not pretty to the tune of a 12-2 rout in the first game, and a near perfect game on what […]

nothing to see here. nobody’s pregnant.

Monday, March 21st, 2005

so…the other night we were out for Chinese food..oh, and to be clear, we’re not pregnant…and you know how the fortune cookies have the fortune on one side and a “word-a-day” thing on the back?
Well, Erika get’s “Child.” It wasn’t the fortune, but the word…
My word? “January.”
Immediately we both start doing the math, counting […]

Monday Morning Quarter-in-the-Jukebox: Can I crossfade on your ass and bust your eardrums?

Monday, March 21st, 2005

Beastie Boys - Sure Shot
Bob Marley & The Wailers - Acoustic Medley (Guava Jelly / This Train / Cornerstone / Comma Comma / Dewdrops / Stir It Up / I’m Hurting Inside)
Michael Hedges - All Along the Watchtower
Percy Hill - Thin Air
Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Couldn’t Stand the Weather

friday random ten: brought to you by Smithwick’s Irish Ale and a slab o’ corned beef

Friday, March 18th, 2005

so…here’s today’s Friday Random Ten with a twist: a lyric from each song.
1. “Mayonaise” - Smashing Pumpkins
Fool enough to almost be it
2. “Hestitation Blues” - Roy Book Binder
you know I ain’t no baker, understand I ain’t a baker’s son, I’d like to warm your biscuits big mama ’til your baker comes.
3. “Duppy Conqueror” - Bob […]