nothing to see here. nobody’s pregnant.
so…the other night we were out for Chinese food..oh, and to be clear, we’re not pregnant…and you know how the fortune cookies have the fortune on one side and a “word-a-day” thing on the back?
Well, Erika get’s “Child.” It wasn’t the fortune, but the word…
My word? “January.”
Immediately we both start doing the math, counting months, and then Erika says: “You’re sleeping on the couch!”
And on the subject of the “we” in “we’re not pregnant.” This weekend we met with our tax guy and I said something to the effect of “and if we got pregnant.” The tax guy is like: “we? What part of you are getting pregnant?”
Point taken…
…and nobody’s pregnant…