Archive for April, 2005

never look a gift horse in the mouth

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

so…the other night I was on the train coming home from class, and I found a magazine tucked between the seats. This is not odd, especially on the train just after rush hour. What was odd was that it was a Playboy.
I have always wondered about people taking too much advantage of “their time” on […]

MVP 2005 Baseball: in the bizarro world

Monday, April 25th, 2005

so…I’m hoping that spring training is almost over. I played Reilly this weekend, and got handed my first loss, and I played Druzba twice tonight and dealt him a proper beatdown each time.
Actually, the first game was aDQ on the DR, due to unsportsmanlike conduct (read: disconnected while losing); it was 5-1, Red Sox over […]

email = crack

Monday, April 25th, 2005

E-mails ‘hurt IQ more than pot’
The constant interruptions reduce productivity and leave people feeling tired and lethargic…
yeah, but I’ve never polished off a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey after deleting a round of spam and catching up with old friends…

is this anything like “having it your way?”

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Monday Morning Quarter-in-the-Jukebox: don’t step on my funk!

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Dr. Dre - Let Me Ride
George Clinton w/ Ice Cube - Bop Gun
Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day
Maceo Parker - Pass The Peas
Parliament - P-Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)

gritty kitty

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

so…the layout of our office building has the men and ladies rooms on an air shaft that is shared with a restaurant 12 stories below. On a warm day like today, with the air vents pumping hot oil fryer smell up the shaft, the restroom has the olfactory quality of a week-old litter box.
and…can I […]

Monday Morning Quarter-in-the-Jukebox: your mind has left your body

Monday, April 18th, 2005

so…it seems that all I am capable of posting lately is music…maybe that will change this week, maybe it won’t…but here’s the music, either way…
(since Wendy can’t seem to let go of her boy-band roots, I’ve decided to post every single boy-band song ever recorded, in one track)
Da Vinci’s Notebook - Title of the Song
Frank […]

Monday Morning Quarter-in-the-Jukebox: I’m slippin’

Tuesday, April 12th, 2005

Bob Marley & The Wailers - Guava Jelly
Drive-By Truckers - Carl Perkins’ Cadillac
Grateful Dead - The Music Never Stopped
Led Zeppelin - I Can’t Quit You Baby
Percy Hill - 313

take this job and…oh, wait, never mind

Tuesday, April 12th, 2005

so…on Thursday morning I had the pleasure of having a convo with my boss. Not just any convo, but one that I had dreamt about for years…
“So, I won the lottery yesterday…”
unfortunately, it did not play itself out the way it does in my dreams: I did not quit my job; I did not place […]

maybe I should comment my code better

Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

so…there is a project at work that I’m working on that will track changes to items in our database based on the user that made the change…nothing crazy, or out of the ordinary about that.
In the past, we’ve just assigned all changes to the system. Well, the user id for the system is “69.” It’s […]