minorthird

so…the other night I was on the train coming home from class, and I found a magazine tucked between the seats. This is not odd, especially on the train just after rush hour. What was odd was that it was a Playboy.

I have always wondered about people taking too much advantage of “their time” on public transportation. No! I’m not talking about people taking advantage of themselves on public transporation, but I mean, people reading porn on the train, or, maybe watching a movie with a ton of nudity on a portable DVD player — I did happen to see a person watching an episode of the Sopranos one day, but it wasn’t a violent scene, or a scene at the Bing!

Anyway…that’s not the point of this…

…the point is, of course, I picked up the magazine when I left the train and took it home…can’t really turn down free porn, can I? And really, I picked it up for the articles…

…and wouldn’t you know it, when I got home I noticed that all the porn was ripped out the magazine!

so, seriously, I have a Playboy at home that is “just for the articles.”

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