minorthird

so…I know this is “old” news, but I haven’t been the most up-to-date on things around here, and I haven’t really been feeling quite myself as far as making fun of the world…

The Shrub’s little note:

I understand that he isn’t used to UN meetings, and his girlfriend, I mean, Secretary of State Rice has more experience — I do, however, feel that as adults, if you’ve gotta go, GO! Don’t make a big deal about it, and wash you hands…

…but the “Is this possible?” question doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is that he’s actually questioning whether or not he needs to use the bathroom! “I think I may need a bathroom break?” So what’s going on down there? A little stirring? Not quite sure if that coffee is kicking in? Maybe he’s got a little bit of a prostate issue and waits until the last second so he’s not spending 15 minutes in front of the urinal. Maybe he thought is was just gas, and it will pass soon.

That reminds me of something my dad used to say to me when I was a kid and I used the excuse “I just thought…”:

Do you know what happened to Thought?
He thought he fart, but he shit, and he’ll never think again.

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