minorthird

so…Alcohol Poisoning Girl just walked in, at 10:05AM, and started complaining about how she decided to walk in, blahblahblah, wearing a new jacket, blahblahblah, and a bird shit on her!

I’m going to hear about this ALL DAY!

She’s going to dissect the route she took, which is going to prompt her little podmates to reflect on the way they walk to work. She’s got to say the work “shit” at least 20 times an hour, which will illicit numerous responses from the peanut gallery about how birds shitting on you is supposed to be good luck, or how they once saw someone who had birdshit on them. This will spin out into how she used to work in the restaurant business, and this will eventually end up with how drunk she was last night…

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