her name is Pat. Pat Hetic.

so…Alcohol Poisoning Girl must be having a little rough patch in her otherwise fast-paced, drink-filled life: this morning’s banal lamentation came with a soundtrack! All Out Of Love, by Air Supply.

“I don’t have a man in my life to say these things to me, so I need to listen to this now.”

yeah…

…every single guy in a 5-mile radius just picked up “desperate” on their radar and are making sure they steer clear of this walking mess.

I’m sorry, but for some reason, I’m very bitter this morning. I was trying to start the day off on a positive note, but I wasn’t fast enough putting the headphones on to drown her out.

One Response to “her name is Pat. Pat Hetic.”

  1. M@ Says:

    Well except for the ones that are looking for a little easy action.

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