Archive for August, 2006

acronyms shave valuable seconds off your day -or- passing the savings on to you

Friday, August 4th, 2006

so…I’ve started to notice a disturbing trend — well, disturbing to me, Erika thinks nothing of it — in car advertising recently: the use of “em-pee-gee” instead of “miles per gallon.”
sure, they’ve been writing “mpg” forever, but is it really necessary to break it down to a dot-com/we’re-living-in-a-tech-society-and-this-sounds-hip acronym?
“What are you looking for in […]

if you don’t care when it gets done, choose us

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

so…everyday, on my way to work, I pass a construction management company named “Truant.”
Don’t you think that someone would have pointed out that calling your company “shirks responsibility” might not be the best for a project management firm?

swampy

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

so…in light of the recent heat wave in Boston, Mayor Mumbles Menino has asked area businesses to conserve energy, even going so far as to raise the thermostats by at least 2 degrees.
well…it seems like my building is taking the request to heart: the AC isn’t even on! True it’s early, but there are people […]

the light switch nazi

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

so…there is this guy at work — he’s related to that guy at your job — who feels that it is in his job description and overall mission for the betterment of society to turn on every light switch in the office! Even for lights that are on the other side of the floor.
I’m sure […]