the one where things do not happen in the office early in the morning
so…you know you’re special when you walk into the bathroom work and the motion sensitive lights are off: First person in the bathroom!
Yes, I’m slightly excited about this. The first person in the men’s room, on a Monday, means a completely clean, smell-free experience*: a weekend’s worth of air freshener unfouled by the common man.
*Even if I was just splashing some water on my face to get the train-sleep out of my eyes…
December 11th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Sweet. Did you know if you piss directly on the urinal cakes they dissolve faster?