the one where I write some random stuff and then you read some random stuff
so…Happy Chanukah!!
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the MBTA just spent something retardly stupid, like $450K to redesign and launch their new website, and it hasn’t worked all day!
Shit! I would’ve whored myself out for a year’s worth of commuter rail passes, AND actually gave them something that worked!
Glad to see those fare increases going to good use!
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McDonald’s french fries always smell so good on the train.
Much better the ass smell that is normally here.
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“Set the gearshift for the high gear of your soul! You’ve got to run like an antelope, out of control!!” — Phish
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there is a lady at the end of the car talking on her cell phone, out of the side of her mouth, and all I can think of is Jerry Seinfeld saying “Heeellllllloooooooo!”
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today was our client’s Christmas pot luck lunch.
Appearently, the rum cake is a big draw every year. There was a longer line for a piece of it than for any of the other food.
One guy told me he’d been waiting three years for a piece. Three! Years! For a piece of rum cake!
All I could think to say was:
Nobody’s thought about maybe bringing more than one cake?
Which was followed by:
Or, better yet, here’s a freakin’ bottle of Bacardi’s! Now get back to work!
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express trains are my friend.
All trains should be expressed through the first 20 miles outside of the city.
No reason…just ’cause…
Let ‘em drive!
And eat rum cake!
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“All my lies are always wishes.” — Wilco