Archive for December, 2006

the one where things happen in the office early in the morning

Monday, December 11th, 2006

so…there is this elevator in the building where I work. Let’s call it “Elevator Car No. 5″ because that is its name: “Elevator Car No. 5.”
Anyway…”No. 5″ (for short, and laying the possible ground work for some Short Circuit quotes) is in the lobby with 3 other elevators. In the 6 months that I’ve been […]

the one where I got a Bob Vila up in here

Friday, December 8th, 2006

so…back in July, when my Dad came to visit, we tore out the old sliding glass door in the dining room and put in the new french doors.
It should be noted that we bought the french doors in June of 2005 — I was just waiting until they were appropriately aged..yeah, that’s the ticket…
well, the […]

the one where I say funk that

Friday, December 8th, 2006

so…
Question: why is that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs 15 times a day for three months? Maaaannn! Funk That!
– Dickity Jones

the one where the world just fades away for a minute

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

so…yesterday I was giving Sammy a bath. His baths would put high-end spa treatments to shame: the bubbles are high and thick.
I like to make his bubble baths with three types of bubbles, because let’s face it, not all bubbles are created the same! Some last longer than others, and how much does it suck […]

Monday Morning Quarter-in-the-Jukebox: just like crazy otto, just like wolfman jack

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

so…in our neighborhood, all of the houses are separated by a two-car driveway. Our neighbors to the right are amazing cooks. And they have an amazing ventilation system in the kitchen:
My living room smells like bacon!
From their house!
With all the windows closed!
(nobody said it had anything to do with the music below…enjoy)
Al DiMeola, […]

Tuesday-Morning-Quarterbacks taking it over the hump

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

so…I’ve heard of armchair Quarterbacks (I’d like to be inducted into the Hall of Fame for this someday), but now you can be a Aeron chair Quarterback: David Seah invents Arm-Mounted Index Card Scabbard — The Gauntlet of Productivity
Taking it from the field:

to the office:

(seen at lifehacker)

and so it begins

Monday, December 4th, 2006

so…it’s snowing in Boston…
…and it’s sticking…

the one where the morning train feels like a red-eye

Monday, December 4th, 2006

so…it’s pretty dark this morning. I know, I know, thank you Mr. Obvious! “you mean it’s dark at 5:45 am? I never would have guessed!”
It’s actually dark on the train.
Less than a minute after pulling out of the station the generator that runs the lights for the whole train stopped work. Now there is only […]

the one where I say hi to all those James Blunt fans

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006

so…in light of my post this morning where I pondered the cruelty of James Blunt:
And, would James Blunt’s music suck any less if his testicals ever dropped?
Why am I being subjected to this? I don’t think there is an hour of the day that would make this sound good.
My first thought, well, second thought after […]

the one with early morning randomness

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006

so…last night, Sammy, after not taking a good nap all day, decided that 6:30 was going to be a good time to fall asleep for the night, instead of his normal 7:30-8:00 bebdtime.
he woke up at 3:45 am…
…and he’s still up…
…will he fall back to sleep?
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Sammy is teething. He’ll just sit there, grinding the three […]