the one with the assault, battery and robbing with a lethal weapon
so…Pats vs. Colt: that sucked ass!
Reche Caldwell better learn how to catch the fucking ball in the off-season!
And, would somebody get Tom Brady a girlfriend before the next season starts!? It seems like his QB rating is directly linked to the amount of sex he’s getting…
…and speaking of changes, Indy deserved to lose because of M@: he went into the weekend with a new haircut and a clean-shaven face! Everyone knows that this is a violation of the Facial Hair Amendment to All Competitive Sports Rules:
No fan shall make more than a minor modifcation to facial hair growth while their team is in the middle of a winning mid-season run, or post-season playoffs. Removal of a “Playoff Beard” shall result in some bad ju-ju and a loss for the team
So, someone on the Pats side must have done something more egregious: Pre-mature, Celebratory Sex — “hey, babe! The Pats are winning! How about a hummer during halftime?”
Just say no! Stay away from the halftime honey…it might look like what you want, but the rest of us are the ones that suffer! Shit! That guy probably fell asleep before the end of the first drive of the second half…fucking prick!
Just to recap: blew goats, catch the fucking ball, get the passer some, facial hair optional(?), and keep youk junk in your pants until the 5th quarter…
…only 26 more days until Pitchers and Catchers…
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:18 am
And after an entire post referencing sex, ending with “Pitchers and Catchers” just takes on a whole different meaning.
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:07 am
Erika is right, I was about to ask you which one you were.
I’m just glad it ended up being a good game, I was a little worried after the first quarter. There were some bad calls on both sides. In the end the loss rests solely on the shoulders Caldwell. You can’t drop those easy passes in a playoff game. And what the hell is up with his eyes? It’s not like he couldn’t see the ball coming.
January 22nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
You’ll be happy to know I was not one of the fans who engaged in premature celebratory sex. We waited until after the crushing loss.
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Erika/M@: ok…I’m talking about baseball here people! Pure, unadulterated baseball…not a couple of guys playing with their balls….erm, wait a minute…ok they’re playing with balls but…you see, it’s about teamwork. Being there to support your team and smack someone on the ass when they take a high, hard one off the chin…ummm…screw you guys, I’m going home!
Alisa: As long as it wasn’t during the game, you’ll hear no complaints from me. You can’t rush some things…
January 22nd, 2007 at 4:46 pm
All of you….get your minds out of the gutter.
Jay…thought I’d come and see what you had to say about the game…sad day for sure. Even sadder that I was there to witness it live…got some good pics down on the field before the game though…
http://aramweb.com/pics/pats_colts012107/index.htm
January 22nd, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Your feelings about gloating..and I’m just guessing here…poor taste?
Well I’ll just leave you with this…Archie never got there, and Eli is a numbskull, so at least give one Manning a few minutes in the spotlight. Urlacher is going to kill him soon enough.
January 23rd, 2007 at 6:10 am
You mean that been in every other commercial during the game doesn’t count as the spotlight?
“Cut that meat! Cut that meat!”