minorthird

so…I had the displeasure of seeing a very tiny thong sticking out of some very large jeans this morning on the train.

I figure that this woman was planning for this look, because I had to ask myself the following question, and there’s no way she could come up with different answer:

If your jeans are low-rise and your ‘wears are high-rise, don’t you feel that? I mean, there is a thin band of elastic hanging on for dear life 4 inches above where the rest of you lower body is used to feeling fabric. Not to mention that little triangle of fabric that serves no purpose than to keep your tail bone warm: “my ass cheeks are exposed and cold, but at least this random 6 square inches is covered up. I don’t want people to think I’m a slut or anything…”

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Ok…so it’s early, and maybe there was no need for a rant on thongs, but I’ve already outed Thomas the Train as a commie — this is all one cup of coffee gets you at this early hour.

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