new land speed record
so…I was dangerously close to missing my train this morning.
How close?
Well, I’m so glad you asked me that…I overslept by 35 minutes.
Overslept is just a kind way of me saying that I managed to snooze, and then turn off, not one, but two alarms this morning.
Isn’t that always the way? Especially when you’ve got a day full of meetings that you need to prepare for, hence being up so late the night before to begin with? Isn’t that the first postulate of Murphy’s Law?
Well…I managed to get up and out of the house in 18 minutes!
Try that on for size Mr. Murphy. Fuck your law!
Now excuse me while I curl up in a ball on the train and sleep until Boston.
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Murphy’s lesser known 72nd postulate, twice removed, says something about the fact that if I fall asleep on the train I will sleep through my stop and eventually end up heading back Northbound (don’t laugh…it’s happened to me before), so stay tuned…