April showers…can suck my ass
so…what the hell! The calendar flips to April and the weather decides to take that old “April showers” bullshit saying to heart!? Well, guess what! Last December, when it was still 60-70 degrees out, that brought flowers too! No rain, but, taa-daa flowers!
At least I didn’t wakeup to an April Fools Day blizzard like 10 years ago…I’ve got that going for me, which is nice…
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I went to a new barber this weekend. I used to go to a girl at a salon, but she left, and I wasn’t feeling like a long distance relationship.
That being said, I have a very military-style haircut now. That’s fine…it actually how I originally wanted my hair, but…
I didn’t get the nice after-cut hair wash, but I don’t really want Tony rubbing my scalp.
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After weeks of searching I finally found some good pants for work.
Can some explain to me how pants that are measured on a standard of inches can have so much variation from maker to maker? We’re taking about inches, not sizes…I guess I can understand the ambiguity in ‘M’ or ‘L’ but I don’t understand when 38 = 40!
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Out of the 8618 songs that I have in rotation on my mp3 player, what are the odds that the song I had stuck in my head all morning would end up playing on my commute in?
Well, yeah, I know, 1 out of 8618. I was being…well, nevermind…
update before M@ corrects me: it would actually be 1 out of (8618 - n), where n is the number of songs heard before the extra-special song of the day.