minorthird

so…we had a yard sale last Saturday. As far as yard sales go, it was pretty successful — we got rid of at least half of our stuff, made $160, and only ended up buying two things from the yard sale across the street!

With the end of the yard sale came the bargain-basement pricing, and the always popular “free stuff” table.

By Saturday night, the “free stuff” table was down to 4 items — and after three days, the “free stuff” table was still down to 4 items . I guess we hit our floor; I guess nobody (NOBODY) wants a Friends triva game…even for free!

Well, imagine my dismay when I looked out last night and saw something missing. Some had failed grammar and punctuation class and took “free stuff” table to mean “free stuff table” and took my “free stuff table”!!

This bargain-shopper, this sultan of savings, this drive-by price-chopper made off with the sheet of 1/2-inch plywood that I had all my “free stuff” on! He didn’t even tidy up the place…he just stacked the “free stuff” on the sidewalk, halfway into the driveway.

There are “free stuff” table rules!!

Fucking savages in this town!

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